Mario Garza

Five Questions

This is the eleventh 5Q interview for Seal Club, featuring
Mario Garza of robotplague.

  1. What video game offers the closest approximation to the way your brain works?

    Katamari Damacy. The way the Katamari is always changing, never stopping and persistant I’m sure can relate to my noodle somehow. Wait, no it’s just the first game I thought of.

  2. Who would you want to see in a steel-cage match?

    Can I? Yes. Plausible, witty or clever? No. (I thought about it but couldn’t muster up anything worth mentioning).

  3. Puppies or kittens?

    Kittens (my other site: stuffonmycat.com)

  4. What superpower do you want?

    I’ve debated this many times before, actually. I narrowed it down to either flying or invisibility.
    Being the pervert I am I would say invisibility.

  5. If you could buy the rights to any three songs, what would they be
    and who would you get to play them?

    A question that could go on for pages. I’m pretty horrible at song titles, so I’ll just name the artists/bands. Minor Threat, Pig Destroyer, Link 80, Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, Arsis…I’ll throw in some Dead Kennedys as well.

Pimp two websites: OneStarOff, Robot Plague.